I've had this set in garbled pieces in my drafts for awhiile. So I decided to bring it all together for a tag from @yourbestnightmare
and the same survey as well
If I was...
a month, i would be: November
a day of the week, i would be: thursday
a time of day, i would be: 3 AM
a planet, i would be: mars
a sea animal, i would be: a florescent squid
a direction, i would be: west
a piece of furniture, i would be: a handsewn floor pillow
a sin, i would be: avarice
a historical figure, i would be: the inventor of waterproof pens
a liquid, i would be: lsd
a stone, i would be: amethyst
a tree, i would be: an aging Japanese maple
a bird, i would be: a female cardinal
a tool, i would be: a miniature rake
a flower/plant, i would be: morning glories
a kind of weather, i would be: 70 degrees, partly cloudy
a mythical creature, i would be: a sphinx
a musical instrument, i would be: a synthesizer
an animal, i would be: an insanely fluffy cat
a colour, i would be: lavender
a vegetable, i would be: cabbage
a sound, i would be: burning paper
a movie, i would be directed by: Michel Gondry
a book, i would be written by: Milan Kundera
a food, i would be: a donut with halloween sprinkles
a place, i would be: the pond you found in the woods on that long, lonely walk
a material, i would be: fleece
a taste, i would be: weed, cigarettes and candy
a scent, i would be: smoke and vanilla
a word, i would be: vague
an object, i would be: a quilt
a body part, i would be: fingertips
a facial expression, i would be: a cheesy smile
a subject in school, i would be: geology
a number, i would be: 3